omg what it is? well thanks, I guess >///<
erwin: we’re taking over …………….. …………the GOVERNMENT
levi: ya nasty
erwin: hell YA
levi & erwin: [kiss]
If Mikasa was male, her traumatic past, distant personality, and her devotion to Eren would probably make her the most popular character in the fandom. And pairing her with Eren would be touted as nearly canon. But Mikasa isn’t male and instead she’s treated as Eren’s stalker and I don’t know, that really bothers me.
Once, my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night, she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day, the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story is if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy.
Everyone: whose foot is that
Kabuto: lol sorry for starting the war ive found myself and im good now
Sasuke: *still dead*
Madara: i am god
Suigetsu: kasuke or sasuko
Gai: the only way to stop madara is to become the red beast. im goin down. peace out everyone
"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”
As requested by itsmechino. :)
There’s a fan theory floating around that the soul king will be revealed to be Aizen’s father. So let’s take a moment and think this through in a calm, serious manner. If the soul king turns out to be Aizen’s father, what will be the result?
1. Aizen’s entire plan will be revealed for what it really is.
Namely, a blatant act of teenage aggression.
Aizen: Lock me out of the house, will you, Dad?!
Aizen: Well, see what I care! I’ll just make my OWN key!
Aizen: And then I’ll SIT IN YOUR CHAIR!!
Soul King: zzzzzzzzzzz…
Aizen: DAD WHY WON’T YOU LISTEN TO ME DAD
2. Aizen’s ridiculous levels of power would be explained.
Why does Aizen have spiritual pressure off the charts? Because his dad is the Soul King! Plot hole filled!
Ichigo: But does he have a mother?
Ichigo: Or did the Soul King bud him off or something?
Ichigo: Why isn’t he in the Royal Realm?
Urahara: Shhhh, Ichigo, we’re filling plot holes here!
3. If Aizen doesn’t know, then there will definitely be a Darth Vader moment.
I’m assuming that if the Soul King is his father, Aizen knows. He’s too angry not to know. But if he doesn’t…
Soul King: Aizen….I am your father….
Aizen: I knew that.
4. Urahara totally knows.
Urahara seemed to understand what Aizen was screaming about the Soul King while being sealed. So if Aizen was screaming because of daddy issues, then I’ll bet Urahara caught on.
Aizen: HOW CAN YOU SERVE THAT THING?!?
Urahara (thinking): Awkward…
Urahara (thinking): Probably a father-son day won’t cut it at this point…
5. Aizen may have gotten booted from the Royal Realm because of terrible experiments.
You know, collecting souls…trying to make a hogyoku….
Aizen: But Dad! Squad 0 gets to do cool experiments!
Soul King: They aren’t removing souls, son.
Aizen: Well, I didn’t *want* to say I’m smarter than them, but…
Soul King: OUT
6. Or maybe it wasn’t his fault.
Maybe the Soul King didn’t want him. Or kids aren’t allowed in the Royal Realm. Or something like that.
Soul King: Can’t sleep. Baby keeps crying. Sentoki, please take this to Soul Society and leave it somewhere.
Soul King: What? It’ll be fine!
7. Yhwach is pretty tasteless.
You know, asking Aizen to help overthrow his dad.
Yhwach: I fail to see how this is tasteless. Isn’t this exactly what Aizen was trying to do?
Aizen: I’m allowed to overthrow my OWN dad. Not you!
Soul King: Um, actually….
8. Aizen will need to confront the Soul King.
Which presumably means he and Ichigo will be working together at some point!
Ichigo: Look, I get it, man. I’ve had issues with my dad in the past too.
Ichigo: You need to confront him. Have a nice flashback arc. Bond.
Aizen: ….or I could help you kill him?
Ichigo: Sure that works too.
9. The Soul King’s would-be romance with Ichigo will be more awkward.
(Look, I’m sticking to the “Soul King has a thing for Ichigo” idea until the manga pries it from my cold stubborn hands, okay?)
Soul King: So, Ichigo, shall we move this party to a more horizontal location?
Soul King: Something wrong, binklekins?
Ichigo: I BEAT UP YOUR SON
Soul King: Silly goose, I know that!
Soul King: So, make-outs?
Ichigo: …nobody prepared me for how awkward this would be.
10. Rukia and Aizen might be siblings.
You know, because of the OTHER fan theory that Rukia is the Soul King’s daughter….
Rukia: DA-AD! AIZEN TATTLED ON ME AND ALMOST GOT ME EXECUTED AND STOLE MY HOGYOKU
Soul King: SOSUKE APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SISTER